Annoying Phone Calls[ways to answer]

i am very sure tat u all have received annoying phone calls before...sometimes it can be quite troublesome...sometimes during meeting,sometimes during shower?ha.ha..

Any way,i have got a few solutions to answering these phone calls,

THE BANK CALLS:hi..i am from XXX bank,we have a high interest plan for u.......
Ur ANSWER:WATS Ur name?WATS Ur no?how u get my no?how long have u been working?is my phone bill payed by u?stop..stop..don't drop the phone i am not finished...

THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY CALLS:hello?is Ur salary above 10 thousand?if yes,u can be our golden card member!
UR ANSWER:i am Ur company's platinum card member ..u still come and ask me to apply gold?are u a new comer?where is Ur boss?how old are u?salary?how long have you been working?u have how many credit card?hello?hello?

LEGAL LOAN SHARK CALLS:hello?we have a new loan plan for u..every body can apply...
UR ANSWER:eh?u think tat i am poor?need Ur money?Wat u call mi?i can sue u for intruding mi privacy and looking down at me..u don't drop the phone..hello?..hello?

BEAUTY SALON CALLS:hi!u are a lucky one..u have been chosen out of 1000 people who participated in a draw..and u can get a free make over..only for 300 people..
UR ANSWER:He?make over?u think i am ugly?need make over?which part of mi need make over?have u even seen me before to say tat i need make over?u say..u say..u say...which part of me need makeover?hello?hello?

REAL ESTATE AGENT CALLS:hello?i am from XXX company..we have a urgent buyer ,looking for a house in Ur area,do u want to sell Ur house?
UR ANSWER:are u familiar with me?how did u know that i need to sell house?so early?where do i live if i sell my house?Ur house?OK.how did you know that i live at this area?don't know?that means that u are prank calling then?what?seragoon and yishun all can?but i live in bantam Le...u want?

LUCKY DRAW COMPANY CALLS:congrats!u have won a trip to japan!but u and Ur wife must attend this talk first ,no obligation...
UR ANSWER:(act happy)so good? must it be couple?but i am gay u know..can bring my boyfriend come?you don't know?cannot?u are a sexist then?who is Ur boss?Wat is his no?i am call him to inform him of u being a sexist!

CALL FROM OVER SEAS:hi we are from china,XXX company,u are luckily being chosen by us in a draw,by giving 3000 to invest our company,u will get 10 times repayment.
UR ANSWER:sorry..i don't speak Chinese...

[ so these are the ways of answering phone calls]

'original passage is written in Chinese,translated to English by Angela'

a FUNNY poem frm dilbert comics

a poem for the decreased friend

roses are red,

violets are blue,

stones are stiff,

and so are you.

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